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Created on 2000-12-13 22:58:59 (#33080), last updated 2005-03-15
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Basic Info| Name: | kris |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 11-09 |
| Location: | Palo Alto, California, United States |
Biohello, i am a person who is guylike in manner and sex. some might call me a man, i would prefer womanically challenged. my life mainly consists of gummy bears and struddle, but occasionally i like to take long walks by the beach and things of that nature. this is really going nowhere, i think im about done with my "description" of myself, now ill just list off random things that i like and dislike.
LIKES:
the ho's
peanut butter
cars
those sweet girls that when you look at them your like oh that girl is really sweet, and then when you talk to them your like oh that girl is really sweet, and theyre just all around sweet and cute and just really cool to be with and all that, but then when you get them in the sack theyve got this kind of kinky side to them, but theyre not all quick to let you get them in the sack, ya know they arent easy because if they were easy they wouldnt be sweet, so they take their time and after a little bit you get them in bed and theyre like oh i like to have sex and your like really me too and then you guys both agree on it because it seems like a fun thing at the time and in reality it is because she is obviously a really cool person with good morals.
holy shit you should have seen this squirrel just perform the leap of death outside my window, it was amazing i tell you.
DISLIKES:
being sick
things that go bump in the night
dirty dirty skanksthose sweet girls that when you look at them your like oh that girl is really sweet, and then when you talk to them your like oh that girl is really sweet, and theyre just all around sweet and cute and just really cool to be with and all that, but then when you get them in the sack theyve got this kind of kinky side to them, but theyre not all quick to let you get them in the sack, ya know they arent easy because if they were easy they wouldnt be sweet, so they take their time and after a little bit you get them in bed and theyre like oh i like to have sex and your like really me too and then you guys both agree on it because it seems like a fun thing at the time but then it turns out that she has all these sexually transmitted disease and you thought she was really sweet so you didnt use a condom so now you have ghonnorea and herpes and crabs and throbbing penis disease and you cry everytime you pee and she comes into the bathroom to find you crying and instead of trying to comfort you and apologizing for giving you all those diseases she just laughs and reaches her hand into the toilet and splashes toilet water on you and you cant run because you still peeing and crying and you know that if you try to stop peeing while your already going its gonna hurt even more so she keeps on splashing water on you. i fucking hate that.
LIKES:
the ho's
peanut butter
cars
those sweet girls that when you look at them your like oh that girl is really sweet, and then when you talk to them your like oh that girl is really sweet, and theyre just all around sweet and cute and just really cool to be with and all that, but then when you get them in the sack theyve got this kind of kinky side to them, but theyre not all quick to let you get them in the sack, ya know they arent easy because if they were easy they wouldnt be sweet, so they take their time and after a little bit you get them in bed and theyre like oh i like to have sex and your like really me too and then you guys both agree on it because it seems like a fun thing at the time and in reality it is because she is obviously a really cool person with good morals.
holy shit you should have seen this squirrel just perform the leap of death outside my window, it was amazing i tell you.
DISLIKES:
being sick
things that go bump in the night
dirty dirty skanksthose sweet girls that when you look at them your like oh that girl is really sweet, and then when you talk to them your like oh that girl is really sweet, and theyre just all around sweet and cute and just really cool to be with and all that, but then when you get them in the sack theyve got this kind of kinky side to them, but theyre not all quick to let you get them in the sack, ya know they arent easy because if they were easy they wouldnt be sweet, so they take their time and after a little bit you get them in bed and theyre like oh i like to have sex and your like really me too and then you guys both agree on it because it seems like a fun thing at the time but then it turns out that she has all these sexually transmitted disease and you thought she was really sweet so you didnt use a condom so now you have ghonnorea and herpes and crabs and throbbing penis disease and you cry everytime you pee and she comes into the bathroom to find you crying and instead of trying to comfort you and apologizing for giving you all those diseases she just laughs and reaches her hand into the toilet and splashes toilet water on you and you cant run because you still peeing and crying and you know that if you try to stop peeing while your already going its gonna hurt even more so she keeps on splashing water on you. i fucking hate that.
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